Tote
Rated for forty pounds. Sold in packs of one, which we recognize is off-brand.
$18Not Yet Stocked
Merch
Sold at cost, in quantities nobody needs, from a folding table near the exit.
Member Card
Laminated, numbered, entitles the holder to nothing whatsoever.
$4Not Yet Stocked
Tee
Front reads EXECUTIVE MEMBER. Back is blank, like the tier system.
$26Not Yet Stocked
Sticker Sheet
Six stickers. One of them is a hot dog. You know the one.
$6Not Yet Stocked